Your party kicked so much ass! Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!

John Green
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  5. I'll fight it. I'll fight it for you. Don't you worry about me, Hazel Grace. I'm okay. I'll find a way to hang around and annoy you for a long time.

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